teen slang decoded

dykez:

wtf: wentz the friend

btw: bassist, thats wentz

nsfw: no saddness for wentz

lol: love our (peter) lewis (kingston wentz iii)

pwbffob: pete wentz, bassist for fall out boy

ilpw: i love pete wentz

pwphowm: pete wentz please hang out with me

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

thymegaforeskin:

today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

doctorfeliuzumaki:

homovikings:

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

turbo-gay:

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life